BeechAboo

It is a rainy Sunday in Indiana and I thought that it would be fun to sit around and watch a funny Movie. Comedy Central served up Idiocracy staring Luke Wilson and Maya Rudolph. It is rated 2.5 Stars according to my TV system. Are you kidding me? I have become more stupid from even watching this load of crap. I am trying to figure out what is funny about the movie. Oh, I just figured it out....nothing. I like Luke and get the gist of this movie but wow is this movie dumb. It is hard to pull off a movie about stupid people and while there is some irony to current situations in America it is still not very funny.

How on earth can anyone vote "Come on Eileen" as the best one hit wonder of the 1980's? Are you kidding me. This song blows beyond comprehension and "The Dexy's Midnight Runner" as a band name has to be the worst band name ever. Let me continue about this song, I am sorry fans, that song and band should never be written about and I so wish it could be washed out of my brain. I need to sit in the chair that Arnold did in Total Recall and have that memory erased.

That "song" should never be played again in any form. Seriously, it was not even in the top million songs of the 1980's. Give me a break. VH1 in the 1980's was banned where we lived because it was cool. Then they go and say this montrosity of a song is the best. Play this song in the Jungle and the Lions will go on a rampage and start killing everything until they find the person that is playing the song on his yellow IPOD. Seriously folks, if you like this song do not buy a BeechAboo shirt. We have to have some self respect to run a business. If you hate that song as much as me please buy a BeechAboo shirt and if you ever see me in public bring up the fact that this song makes you clinically ill and I will hug you like my best friend. Enough said about this stupid band and song and VH1's complete and utter lameness for chosing this crap. My blood pressure is off the charts.....dang it....it is the start of a weekend....

Chef Gordon Ramsey goes medieval on a group of want to be chefs. Why I like this show is unknown since it is like watching Gomer Pyle get spanked by the Drill Sargent until he cried like a spider monkey. Sorry, I love Monkeys and there is something somewhat satisying about seeing someone go off on someone else other than me. Then again, there is something wrong about his behavior. It is anti-BeechAboo so therefore it is tough to watch.

The best dog can often be argued but my favorite is a Boxer. Why? Because it protects children and rarely goes cross. While Beagles are nice dogs the barking is enough to drive anyone crazy. The rant part of this review is how some people treat their animals better than their children. What is up with that?

Good for the whole family and make sure to see it in 3D. The new 3D is unreal cool. Rate it at C for overall quality which is good considering the unreal amount of movies I have seen in my life.

The show should be called "Rock Star hanging out with Human Train Wrecks". When Brett looks normal compared to someone that is the point at which you should realize that something has gone very wrong. It is like the Aliens movie where you keep waiting for monsters to pop out of all the silicone and botox. The parents of the girls have to be soooo proud of their little angel to finally make it big and date a rock star. Pray every day that your daughter, girlfriend, or mother does not make it on this show. If she does, you need to talk to Jerry Springer and hopefully write a book on how it all went wrong. Call the book "My Life, it sucks" with the sub-title: "Brett is dating my mom and Christmas is going to be weird this year".