BeechAboo

Ironic as it may seem, a monkey is smarter. I swear to you if I see another commercial with vague ideas and hairy guys...I will drink a red bull and rant for 2 hours. Nobody and I mean NOBODY is interested in seeing hairy sales guys. I loved Planet of the Apes but this crap is getting out of hand.

Typically every day. Sure there are days when I get too busy to update with funny antedotes and witty humor. However, the site is always fresh and changing. If you want to ask a question or chose a subject for a rant let me know and I will give it a whirl.

In 1985-1987 this question was asked a lot at Kent State University in Ohio and while it seemed funny back then it seems stupid to ask in 2009. Every single time a teacher would ask...any questions?????....at least 5 kids would raise their hand and ask the stupid question. It caught on like BeechAboo and the world has never been the same. Well of course with the modern internet I was able to finally answer the question. And guess what? Who care's. I can't believe I even wasted the key strokes to find out the answer to this worthless question. Who started this dang FAQ's page anyways?

It is a FUNNY word that our co-owner says all the time. It means nothing but says it all. What it says or means is up to you. The goal is to get people saying the word and wearing the shirt. That is where we come in. We are the original inventors of the concept and the official site that sells BeechAboo shirts. While we enjoyed giving out the BeechAboo shirts to close personal friends, wer ran out of capital. We then found out that others wanted to jump on the bandwagon and have their very own piece of the tipping point so we created a site and sell our original shirts.

For goodness sakes don't buy a fake. YOU CAN ONLY BUY AUTHENTIC SHIRTS FROM THIS WEBSITE AND OFFICIAL REPS. If some mental midget in a van down by the river tries to sell you one kick him in the jimmy and run real fast. If you buy a shirt from a non-authorized person that will turn you into a big loser to the others that own the original. If you have any doubt about a whether a person is authorized send us a note and we will validated. We KNOW all our SALES PEOPLE personally.

Buy a fake shirt would be like having your friends over and telling them you have Plasma TV and all they see is a 1975 Zenith Console Tube TV. That is not how you want to roll. It is like catching your best friend driving a restored lime green AMC Pacer. There is no way you can erase that image.

We accept money orders, cashiers checks, and also accept money via Paypal (credit cards). While we would like to accept gold and silver or a big old fancy promise however, we prefer greenbacks. I have been a charter member of Paypal and remember the old days when it was FREE for everyone. That business hit the Tipping Point like we want to do. Go from fun to profitable. We accept direct payments to larry@legendtoys.com or  legend_toys@yahoo.com via Paypal. Of course our RANKING is perfect there with lots of transactions. In fact the larry@legendtoys.com is a VERIFIED PREMIER account with 660+ transactions and has been active since 2000. The link we use is the legend_toys@yahoo for Paypal to help us seperate out this business and it is VERFIED PREMIER Account and been active since 2002. Enough said, you should feel warm and fuzzy and if not write me at sales@beechaboo.com

Simple. We are honest people and have a reputation that can be validated. As the host and co-owner of the site I have had many great businesses that have 100% perfect feedback. The sites include www.legendtoys.com, and on Ebay the name is Legendtoys which has 100% positive feedback with NO neutrals or negatives and has been in business since 1999. That is not an easy task. I used to also own Legend_Toys on the Yahoo Auction site and it has a PERFECT feedback also.  This site used the old FTP protocols and I gave up updating it over the years but it was fun while it lasted. Someday I will sell legendtoys but it was my first internet business so it is hard to sell.

Are you pushing me???We will in the future but for now we are focusing on the model of doing shirts in groups that signify the linage of our business. If you want a custom shirt with BeechAboo on it we will consider your request and make it happen. We may also say "no spank you" . Just kidding, we are a slave to our fans so we will act like drones and do whatever you like. If it makes you happy and you have $ to justify your idea and design we may make it for you. Of course we will give you no royalty but you will get at least a shirt and a nice thank you for helping.

The other option is to buy a BeechAboo member a drink, food, or a round of golf and we will consider hooking you up with a new Shirt!

Look, we are a small company that listens to our friends and customers. We listen to what they say and then incorporate what they want in the shirts. That is what makes BeechAboo different than most companies. We listen and respect our customers and want them to help us design each generation of shirts. Then when you talk to your friends you can say that you are truly part of the BeechAboo revolution. Pretty simple, we love our fans and we treat them as family. We are so excited to see people wearing our shirts.

I can proudly say that two members gave a bum in downtown Indy some cash one night. Why you ask? Well, he was brutally honest and we love honesty. He held up a sign that said "i am not going to lie, I need money for booze". That kind of honesty brings a tear to our eyes.....

While Jerry on Seinfeld was often worried about having steel teeths of disaster near his most important part I have to say button flys stink. Buttons are for shirts not pants. How about the old school pants that had laces to tighten them. Again, laces are for shoes not pants. Zippers are perfect for pants and if you can't keep "things" out of them (much like the scary scene in "There is Something About Mary Movie) then you should consider taking a safety course at your local fire station.

Yes, but it is not worthing talking about.

I know many Americans are getting used to the "bail out" and what's free ideologies  but BeechAboo is about being responsible and buying stuff. I think that is called Capitalism. To help stimulate the economy you have to buy something and we are offering these really cool shirts. We are doing our part because if we make money we will spend it. No 401K crap for us. We will invest in fun and share it with people around us. I am tired of being depressed!

Argh!!!! For the 1 billioneth time I said we will get different colors in the future and the free stuff is over rated. Who is asking these Questions? We are trying to make money people! This site does not run itself and shirts do not grow on trees in my back yard. Heck, I don't even have a tree in my backyard. Ok Ok,,,,think....I am digging up the neighbors tree after they go to bed, I am sick of their flaunting and making me feel like a pathetic loser. Note to self, they also have a bird water bath in the back that I can put in my front yard and they will never notice.

Crap, this could have been written in the rant section! This rant is for my new friend I met on Friday that actually reads this section. Thanks for actually reading the little stuff.

Yes we have. No you can not have their home phone number. You know why, because we do not have it. Meeting someone and knowing someone are two different things. The in between area is called a STALKER and we prefer not to be in that area either. We are BeechAboo so we love meeting people and spreading the word. The shirts are for all that want to be different.